ABDUCTED BY ALIENS (I Wish!) :D

Music artists these days, (The Contemporaries! 0.o ) have wild imaginations.
Like considering themselves stars or assets to the industry to thinking they are the show stoppers! (Haven’t you heard about the meat dress??)

If they can have such imaginations! Why not me??

If some such artists (From select places), were to be abducted by aliens... Here’s what’s going to happen to them...

To begin with... My fav person (To Mock!)

Justin Bieber:

Justin Bieber can be easily abducted in broad daylight. Why you ask me?? Coz he’s gonna think he’s finally hit puberty and also it’s so darn cool! Fans (Teens!) wont panic coz JB’s got that cute smile when last pictured with the aliens in the space ship. So he’s alright. (Paleeez!).
Meanwhile, the Aliens monitor the brain waves with advanced technology and methodology but, the waves map the same info all the time:
“I luk cute (Oh! I wonder... Is it... I luk like a cute baby??) And I need somebody to love”.

After a long and continued monitoring, the waves finally take the form of a face. The aliens are fed up with the little boy’s tantrums and singing already. Excitement builds up as they decipher the meaning. All aliens huddle up... ‘Yes! Let’s go abduct the baby sitter too. That’ll keep the boy in check.’
They come back to Earth to abduct Usher. OMG! :D
I say Good Riddance!

Katy Perry:

Now I would really pity the aliens if they have plans to abduct her!
Let’s assume she is abducted!(let’s let’s..:D)
Katy Perry is going to be really difficult to handle. She does all stuff drunk and hung-over! (Including her wedding!). So she obviously, will be drunk when abducted by the aliens!
While the aliens try and control her (Who’s singing Fireworks!)... She ends up kissing one of them..!
The aliens just cannot take it anymore. Thinking it’s been a BIG mistake abducting her... They drop her off back to Earth! (So, we can never get rid of her huh??).
She makes statements such as this once she’s back:
“Kissing an Alien has always been my Teenage Dream and I liked it!”

Kasabian:

The name itself makes them so alienated from the music world. Now, who would name a rock band after a TURKISH DELIGHT?? (Reminds me of my friend’s expression... ‘Duh!’)

Aliens abduct Kasabian and after experiments, they conclude that the weird music is made for hypnotizing and destroying them. They fear Kasabian and lock them up in a dark room where, no music can pass out. The aliens are safe...

AND SO ARE WE!

Lady Gaga:

This should be interesting.

If aliens abduct Lady Gaga, they would never ever conduct experiments o her. Because, wouldn’t that be an insult? She’s after all, going to rule their world. If you keep in mind her dressing and her bossy attitude and the line ‘Ga ga ooh lala’... That line’s enough to make them go berserk! SHE CAN SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE.

Lady Gaga on the other hand, will be delighted!
One, her wardrobe is full of stuff she always planned to wear. Two, the attention from her subjects is something she never will get on Earth. Three, nobody makes fun of her music and her looks.

Lady Gaga will enjoy ruling Ga-Ga-Land, surrounded by aliens who go GAGA over her!
Meanwhile, music world back on Earth is waking up to a very GOOD morning!

Tokio Hotel:

If you think Kasabian are weird... You don’t know anything yet!
Tokio Hotel. Named this way... Tokio coz it’s a crazy city and Hotel coz they travel a lot. PHFT.  ‘Losers’ would have been better!

Tokio Hotel are going to be abducted. But first, the aliens are gonna conduct a poll for fans of Green Day and Tokio Hotel. Oh! Don’t you worry folks! If there’s a poll between these two bands.. It’s always Tokio Hotel who wins them. Thanks to their numerous jobless fans.
Then, when Tokio Hotel are all happies they beat Green Day again, the aliens abduct them. HAHAHA.
They are asked to play a song, during the experiments. Tokio Hotel think they performed the best ever! Aliens, though, are not impressed. Soon enough, they are asked to mop the floors and clean the space ship. Orders from the Queen!

Himesh Reshamiyan:

A Queen has a minister and a jester in her court.
The queen of Gaga-Land didn’t know she’s got both in just one person.

After a long search for the right person for the above posts, the aliens decide it’s best to abduct Himesh Reshamiyan. He too sounds like them. He can also imitate a monkey and all sorts of apes. So, this will keep their queen entertained.  And also, he looks darn funny.