Dear Math, have mercy!

'Math.' The sound of it gives me the creeps. Ever since childhood, I hoped someday there would be a life ban on the subject. No such luck. I'm still being haunted by it.

I am someone who has a very short attention span, when it comes to studying.
And Math.. Requires loads of it.

I can take on addition, subtraction, multiplication and division. Maybe algebra, probability, permutations and trignometry.
But no!
Not geometry, differentiation, integration and all such pain staking complexities.

Math's been traumatizing me since .. FOREVER.
Sometimes even turning up in sane subjects like chemistry and science.
Such a shame to whine about math at this age. But I just cannot help it. I'm still in search of so many of solutions to its infinite problems!

Theorems, formulas and tricks to remember! So many no brainers and so much hard work to do.
Math has become so important in our lives that it's even making entry into our blogs..!

Practice, practice and practice is all we should..
But to hell with it!
I'd RATHER SIT AND READ SOPHIE KINSELLA's BOOKS! :D

ABDUCTED BY ALIENS (I Wish!) :D

Music artists these days, (The Contemporaries! 0.o ) have wild imaginations.
Like considering themselves stars or assets to the industry to thinking they are the show stoppers! (Haven’t you heard about the meat dress??)

If they can have such imaginations! Why not me??

If some such artists (From select places), were to be abducted by aliens... Here’s what’s going to happen to them...

To begin with... My fav person (To Mock!)

Justin Bieber:

Justin Bieber can be easily abducted in broad daylight. Why you ask me?? Coz he’s gonna think he’s finally hit puberty and also it’s so darn cool! Fans (Teens!) wont panic coz JB’s got that cute smile when last pictured with the aliens in the space ship. So he’s alright. (Paleeez!).
Meanwhile, the Aliens monitor the brain waves with advanced technology and methodology but, the waves map the same info all the time:
“I luk cute (Oh! I wonder... Is it... I luk like a cute baby??) And I need somebody to love”.

After a long and continued monitoring, the waves finally take the form of a face. The aliens are fed up with the little boy’s tantrums and singing already. Excitement builds up as they decipher the meaning. All aliens huddle up... ‘Yes! Let’s go abduct the baby sitter too. That’ll keep the boy in check.’
They come back to Earth to abduct Usher. OMG! :D
I say Good Riddance!

Katy Perry:

Now I would really pity the aliens if they have plans to abduct her!
Let’s assume she is abducted!(let’s let’s..:D)
Katy Perry is going to be really difficult to handle. She does all stuff drunk and hung-over! (Including her wedding!). So she obviously, will be drunk when abducted by the aliens!
While the aliens try and control her (Who’s singing Fireworks!)... She ends up kissing one of them..!
The aliens just cannot take it anymore. Thinking it’s been a BIG mistake abducting her... They drop her off back to Earth! (So, we can never get rid of her huh??).
She makes statements such as this once she’s back:
“Kissing an Alien has always been my Teenage Dream and I liked it!”

Kasabian:

The name itself makes them so alienated from the music world. Now, who would name a rock band after a TURKISH DELIGHT?? (Reminds me of my friend’s expression... ‘Duh!’)

Aliens abduct Kasabian and after experiments, they conclude that the weird music is made for hypnotizing and destroying them. They fear Kasabian and lock them up in a dark room where, no music can pass out. The aliens are safe...

AND SO ARE WE!

Lady Gaga:

This should be interesting.

If aliens abduct Lady Gaga, they would never ever conduct experiments o her. Because, wouldn’t that be an insult? She’s after all, going to rule their world. If you keep in mind her dressing and her bossy attitude and the line ‘Ga ga ooh lala’... That line’s enough to make them go berserk! SHE CAN SPEAK THEIR LANGUAGE.

Lady Gaga on the other hand, will be delighted!
One, her wardrobe is full of stuff she always planned to wear. Two, the attention from her subjects is something she never will get on Earth. Three, nobody makes fun of her music and her looks.

Lady Gaga will enjoy ruling Ga-Ga-Land, surrounded by aliens who go GAGA over her!
Meanwhile, music world back on Earth is waking up to a very GOOD morning!

Tokio Hotel:

If you think Kasabian are weird... You don’t know anything yet!
Tokio Hotel. Named this way... Tokio coz it’s a crazy city and Hotel coz they travel a lot. PHFT.  ‘Losers’ would have been better!

Tokio Hotel are going to be abducted. But first, the aliens are gonna conduct a poll for fans of Green Day and Tokio Hotel. Oh! Don’t you worry folks! If there’s a poll between these two bands.. It’s always Tokio Hotel who wins them. Thanks to their numerous jobless fans.
Then, when Tokio Hotel are all happies they beat Green Day again, the aliens abduct them. HAHAHA.
They are asked to play a song, during the experiments. Tokio Hotel think they performed the best ever! Aliens, though, are not impressed. Soon enough, they are asked to mop the floors and clean the space ship. Orders from the Queen!

Himesh Reshamiyan:

A Queen has a minister and a jester in her court.
The queen of Gaga-Land didn’t know she’s got both in just one person.

After a long search for the right person for the above posts, the aliens decide it’s best to abduct Himesh Reshamiyan. He too sounds like them. He can also imitate a monkey and all sorts of apes. So, this will keep their queen entertained.  And also, he looks darn funny. 

TWENTY+1 ;)

Well it’s been more than 3 weeks since I turned into 21!! And I don’t in the least bit feel like it!!

When I was a kid.. I used to think people become scholars, intellects and gain all possible wisdom at 21 years of age!( Now I say it’s at 51 !! ;) )
And so, I wanted to be 21!

I realize now... I’ve been in the dark..!! Life is not so dull and boring when you are 21!!
I end up writing this post because I was feeling low and down before my 21^st birthday!
But then all the blues were gone after the big day!

Now I’m beginning to like it! For one... There’s no much difference between being 20 and 21! I believe I’m still just as immature, adventurous and lazy!
But there is a slight difference... You tend become more ambitious (E.g. Damn! I really need that job!! HELLO! I need more money to strike off my wish list!), studious (E.g. I hope I crack this entrance test!)And few of us, like my friend, end up with great internships (You simply don’t wanna waste your time!). May be this is growing up and growing up is all about freaking out!!

Giggling on silly jokes you crack with your friends, making fun of each other, fighting with your siblings, watching cartoons, having gala time criticizing people,

dressing up in tees when you need to be in formals, crazy adventures,

clicking pictures for DPs, feigning illness to bunk college.... still play a major role in your life! After all.. U are just out of your teens!
If you call this immaturity... I beg to differ! This is how it is at 21! And you probably are lying to yourself if you don’t feel the same!

Next time you pinch the cheeks of a kid and pat his back... Remember; don’t pretend to be all grown up! Coz you aren’t really :D and there’s a lot we don’t know about life at 21! We are all just twenty + 1!! And enjoy being 21 while you can...

The age keeps troubling you and keeps popping in your mind! (:O Look at the no. of 21s i’ve typed in the post!!!) .. But just let it pass.. And don’t let it bother you all the time!!!

PESKY NEIGHBOURS :|

Terrible to write a post on neighbours! But I secretly hope my neighbour( calls himself beside neighbour) comes across this! It would be FUN to watch him read this :D

My neighbour’s wife had plans of making my mom baby sit her kids! So that she can complete all her day’s work ! :O ... My mom initially liked the kid’s company, but she had to keep an eye on her like all the time! She drove (shooed!) away the kid one fine day :D

They go out of the town and keep ringing our phones ... They are worried they are gonna be robbed!!! PHFT! I mean you have a treasure buried underneath your home?? Or what do they think?? They expect us to be night guards and ninjas?? Keeping an eye on their house??

And know what??There’s no knock on the door! They just BARGE IN every time! And they step in and shout my name (AAyeeshaa! Tried tellin them that’s not my name.. But they don’t care! ) or they call out ‘Saaar! Saaar!’ (Sir!) or ‘Maaadaam! Maaadaam!’

Never ever entertain a neighbour who sells products ! A BIG NO! After a few days, you’ll realise they’ve been all nice and good to you coz they wanted to rub off all their stuff on you!

But Hey! Neighbours can be entertaining too!! (At times... Mind you!)
Like Mine ! :D

If you ever plan to come to my place.. PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU DONT GO AND KNOCK ON THE WRONG DOOR !!!
Unfortunately for you.. If you do.. It’s going to be IMPOSSIBLE for you to understand what language my ‘beside neighbour’ is speaking :D

As you stand there wondering what d HECK is he talking.. His mommy .. Oh yea ! Comes to ask you all sorts of questions ! From who are you to your marital status! :D

As you stand there(Yep you will .. ;)) DAZED .. The wife comes to you to sell Amway products. !!!!! XD

If you still don’t call me.. Then I believe you have fainted! Please come back to your senses.. Plz don’t be rescued by my neighbours !!! If you come to your senses at my place.. Congrats! You are saved..!

And I am pretty sure your first question will be.. what language was my neighbour speaking??

I’d say 3(English, telugu and Hindi): U ask me how??
I’ll say this is how ! :D

1. Caard koncham dena ! (Give me some curd)
2. I want to taransform(transform) the milk into caard(Curd) :O

3. (On the phone) This your BEeesiidee neighbour speaking.. Mera

mother hain? (Can I talk to my mom??)

4. ’Maaadaaam’(Madam!)’Maaadaaam’! (Comes running!) Borewell neellu(water) level down, servant emo(is) water wasting kaisa?? (Hello! They wash their clothes 3 times a day.. Us washing the utensils once is wastage of water??)

5. Ghaaaara maaain hoon ghaaara main (Ghar mein hoon!)

Well.. Enough! I can’t waste my time on this post! Just wanted to tell ya folks... STAY AWAY FROM PESKY NEIGHBOURS! ESPECIALLY ONES LIKE MINE!

\m/ ROCK BELIEVER \m/

Well, since this blog is all about me... There has got to be a post on Rock Music!

HECK~!

It’s so much FUN to write an article on your favorite genre! And especially when it comes to Rock! I sit down to write this post with so many thoughts in my mind! Come on, Rock is such a huge genre... It‘s probably best described in a book! But hey! No worries I’m gonna write about just the BEST parts in the blog.
Well, if you are this new age POP and METAL music lover... You might probably get bored or let me add angered on things I’ve got to say on rock music. Nevertheless, read On!!!

Origin:

Rock Music originated in the UK (Roots... Not so surprisingly Rock ‘N’ Roll). Traditionally, a rock band consists of (This part is for the DUHs! Ok??) : A Vocalist, Lead Guitarist, Bass Guitarist, Rhythm Guitarist, A Drummer and occasionally a Keyboard player or other Instrumentalist!

There are so many genres in Rock Music alone... You would be totally surprised and I want you to check out all of them in Wikipedia (What would we all do without it ;)). And I bet there might not be as many genres in any other genres such as the Pop music or Hip-Hop (I feel so proud to say this :D). My personal favourites are Punk (Green Day), Psychedelic (Pink Floyd), Grunge (Nirvana), Blues Rock (Eric Clapton), Alternative Rock (Coldplay, Switchfoot), Hard Rock and early Metal (Black Sabbath).

Me and My First Love (Rock):

My journey with Rock began with the song ‘Stars’ by Switchfoot (I know, too late. But hey! I was way too ignorant when I was a kid!). I remember listening to Bon Jovi (It’s My Life... God! I am totally fed up with the song now), Bryan Adams and the likes (Thanks to iTV) but, after listening to ‘Stars’, I knew immediately Rock is something that’s gonna stick with me forever. It was different, heavenly and nothing like ever before.

Rock Music spread throughout the world... It was and is Infectious. Many Rock bands and artists spread social messages through rock music back in the old days whenever the world was... say TROUBLED. A very talked about artist for his lyrics was none other than John Lennon. Unfortunately, shot dead by a fan (!!!!). Rock itself is rebellious and so are its makers. It lights up the rebellious side of the listeners too and makes us wanna write rebellious songs! :D :D (Funny, I once wrote a song cz my Mom asked me to study! And no, it was nothing like ‘Another Brick In The Wall’ :P ). Thankfully, Rock bands and artists don’t write immature songs.

Rock is now overshadowed by Contemporary Heavy Metal, Death Metal, Metal Core and Retro Metal. Or the New Age Metal Music (NO offence!) They were never part of the traditional Rock music. The whole Metal music scene changed from Black Sabbath (They sound more like Heavy Rock!) to the present Metal bands (Gives girls and usually traditional rock lovers headaches!).

Well, recent repugnant gossips about Rock diminishing and other forms of Music rising to power can be certainly rubbished. There is Rock and then there is Justin Bieber. There is Rock and then there is Lady Gaga. If there is something that’s going down in the future it’s the latest music scene. I might want to add The New Age Metal Music. Yes, they certainly are going Down, Down, Down!!

Rockstars are commented for their dressing style and for their acts (involvement in drugs, alcohol etc.). I mean is that all not present in other genres too?? Come on! Rockstars make style statements in every Rock Concert and wherever they go. Classic example: Billie Joe Armstrong! Don’t we all adore and idiolize him?? I personally think if not for their lifestyle and style statements they simply cannot be called Rockstars ;) I leave you guys with that! ROCK RULES! FOREVER...\m/